Hoser Dave commented on Splinter Wooden Supercar Gets Its Body

"Don't give the keys to Eddie, or else Matt Groner will have one hell of a challenge fixing this one."

Hoser Dave commented on Craigslist Keyword Spammers: Really Helping You?

"[detroit.craigslist.org] This guy is spamming recipes!"

Hoser Dave commented on MG Not Returning To US Anytime Soon

"The Queen's panties are not longer knotted."

Hoser Dave commented on What Is Your Region's DBag Ride Of Choice?

"Chargers, Civics, Mustangs and Cobalt/Cavalier."

Hoser Dave commented on What Would You Do With A GT500KR?

"I would murder Roy's Transcontinental 31:04 and get pulled over routinely."

Hoser Dave commented on Monster Riding Mower Could Kick Off Wave Of New Discovery Channel Shows

"How long till some dude gets pulled over for DUI driving one of these home from the strip club?"

Hoser Dave commented on US Mahindra Trucks Delayed While Manufacturer Conducts Road Tests

"So they're doing an Indian Bullrun?"

Hoser Dave commented on 1971 Volvo 142S

"Sweden - Awesome boxy cars, meatballs, hot ass women, and stupid flat packed assemble yourself trendy furniture that make me want to divorce my wife."

Hoser Dave commented on 2009 Audi RS6 Sedan Bows At Moscow Auto Show

"Yeah, but does it get 40 MPG?"

Hoser Dave commented on Mysterious 2011 Cadillac Sedan To Offer Four-Cylinder Engine

"No, they'll call it the SLS - For Shitty Little Sedan."

Hoser Dave commented on Put On Your Cowboy Hat And Get In The Sportsman!

"needs more Uncle Rico"

Hoser Dave commented on 2009 Chrysler Aspen And Dodge Durango Hybrids Begin Production

"In the hundreds!"

Hoser Dave commented on 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS Revealed In Conde Naste Ad Supplement With Black-Eyed Peas Singer

"So who's going to do the photo shoot with the new Cruze?"

Hoser Dave commented on Commenter Of The Day: Blame Canada Edition

"Fuck dude, that's an average Thursday up here."

Hoser Dave commented on Chevy Cruze Gets Full Detail Reveal Before Paris Unveil

"All it needs is an attractive wheel package and I'd say we have a wiener!"

Hoser Dave commented on Saturn Aura Redline Preview: Opel Insignia OPC Testing At Nürburgring

"@FЯeeMan: O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple The last P...well...that's not that simple"

Hoser Dave commented on Fake Ferrari Wears Porsche Badges On China's Coast

"Wow, an HUV for Yuppies!"

Hoser Dave commented on 1985 Cadillac Cimarron

"I don't know how many times I've heard people call this a Cinnamon."