LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dra commented on Engine Of The Day: BMW OHV V8

"@jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms: Well I got the first five letters, may I please have the rest in sentence form?"

LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dra commented on Engine Of The Day: BMW OHV V8

"WOW!"

LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dra commented on Google Street View Cam Attacked By Bird Crap

"@Bri: I'm glad you like it. To see more at your own risk go to... www.ratemypoo.com #googlestreetview"

LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dra commented on Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash: Jalopnik Reader Theories

"Are you sure it's not a re-make of 'The Spy Who Loved Me' with a Bug instead of a Esprit? Or maybe Aqua-man had cashed in his shares in Hanna Barbera."

LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dra commented on Miami-Dade School Bus Drivers May Be Banned From Texting While Driving

"Dade County now have step by step instructions on how to avoid death by asphyxiation by informing their constituents that regular flexing their diaphragm muscle in the thorax will encourage air into their lungs and out again. But unfortunately Dade county constituents are lost on terms such as; asphyxiation, diaphragm, thorax and air."

LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dra commented on Google Street View Cam Attacked By Bird Crap

"It has a white-wash like quality with a hint of dark matter to suggest a healthy diet of insects. The splatter has a classic shape with extended upper lines to suggest movement on the y-axis and sporting isolated after-poop streaks."

LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dra commented on World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit

"Meet Biff Jetson... #trucks"