that ain't the way to have fun, son commented on Honda's Builds A $7,853 Paperboy Simulator

"@blueplate: Yeah, 720...I remember playing some of that, too, but the bees kept fuckin' up my boardin'."

that ain't the way to have fun, son commented on What's Your Favorite Sedan-Based Coupe?

"Mass, FTW."

that ain't the way to have fun, son commented on Honda's Builds A $7,853 Paperboy Simulator

"Paperboy was one of the coolest arcade games of my teenage years. Never got particularly good at it, but still, it was fun."

that ain't the way to have fun, son commented on Breaking News: Speed zones near schools 'not enforced'

"This is down under, so maybe they speed while the school zone is in effect...'cause everything is backwards, y'know! Wait, the kids are likely all drunk enough to not be able to stand, so what's the problem? /really wants to move there"

that ain't the way to have fun, son commented on Jimmie Johnson Wins Fourth Consecutive NASCAR Championship

"Whatever. He's doing a crap job coaching the Dallas Cowboys.... /shows how much I care about each activity"

that ain't the way to have fun, son commented on CREV Diesel Electric Hybrid: The Fisker Special Ops Vehicle

"@YankBoffin: Yeah, it's Monday. Should have been efficiency instead of consumption, or lower rather than higher."

that ain't the way to have fun, son commented on Get a Skyline View for $20,000!

"@Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm: Threatened to call the cops. That's hilarious. I can hear the 9-1-1 call, now. "911, what's your emergency?" "Um, yeah, I work at the fast-food joint and a guy backed through the drive-thru..." "Again, what's your emergency?" "Well, this guy backed through the drive-thru...""